I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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