Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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