I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
MIDGETS
????
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Please don't give away my fajitas
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