Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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