Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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