What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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