Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
COCAINE IS GR8
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