Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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