Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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