you turned your livingroom into a bong?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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