Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Is this like a preordered booty call?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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