Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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