her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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