no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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