nut hugger
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She said her name was "party"
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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