so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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