Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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