GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
