Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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