don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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