I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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