school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
how drunk are you?
Several
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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