The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Randomize
