Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
We need to get me chipped asap
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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