Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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