I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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