is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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