I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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