dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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