i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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