is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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