I'm drive I can fine osifer
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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