Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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