is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
