idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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