I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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what are you doing with your life
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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