seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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