We're facebook friends in real life
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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