just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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