You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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