If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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