Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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