Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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