real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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