i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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