I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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