so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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