Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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