Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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