gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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