love makes seman taste better
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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