Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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