he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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