it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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