Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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